9 definitions by warmbrother
1. A critique or description of an event given by a person who lacks the capacity to contribute anything meaningful to most any dialogue; usually due to their lack of education, neanderthal brain cavity, and/or obsession with all things "gay".
2. A term most often used by closeted youth to avoid appearing too intelligent, too fashionable, too artsy, too worldly. Individualism here is not important, in fact it's discouraged. Fall in easily with your dumb ape male or amazon female mates and just refer to everything as "That's so Gay!", other than each other of course.
3. May also be shortened to simply "Gay." Thus eliminating the need to think or add additional words to a perfectly hoser comment.
2. A term most often used by closeted youth to avoid appearing too intelligent, too fashionable, too artsy, too worldly. Individualism here is not important, in fact it's discouraged. Fall in easily with your dumb ape male or amazon female mates and just refer to everything as "That's so Gay!", other than each other of course.
3. May also be shortened to simply "Gay." Thus eliminating the need to think or add additional words to a perfectly hoser comment.
Example 1: Rodney dresses well for school; his mates say "That's So Gay!"
Example 2: Chuck has an intelligent thought; his mates say "That's So Gay!"
Example 3: Brian watches a YouTube video about an opera singer and responds "GAY.", thus assuring himself that he is not suffering from sexual disorientation.
Example 3: Laura is just a young, impressionable, though not very bright youth. Laura sees a dog with a red collar and says aloud "That's So Gay!", then realizes that she too is wearing a red collar because her trailer trash boyfriend put it on her the night before whilst doing it "doggy style", and whilst thinking about his best friend Chad ... "That's So Gay!"
Example 2: Chuck has an intelligent thought; his mates say "That's So Gay!"
Example 3: Brian watches a YouTube video about an opera singer and responds "GAY.", thus assuring himself that he is not suffering from sexual disorientation.
Example 3: Laura is just a young, impressionable, though not very bright youth. Laura sees a dog with a red collar and says aloud "That's So Gay!", then realizes that she too is wearing a red collar because her trailer trash boyfriend put it on her the night before whilst doing it "doggy style", and whilst thinking about his best friend Chad ... "That's So Gay!"
by warmbrother November 10, 2013
n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).
"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."
by warmbrother October 9, 2014