"Wow! Last night, after that fourth shot of tequila, I was trolling around town and suffered a complete case of sexual disorientation! I don't even know who those people were in my bed this morning ... I need a shot! Brutal man!"
by warmbrother October 02, 2014
n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).
"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."
by warmbrother October 09, 2014