wakalakalover45's definitions

50 Cent

A stupid rapper. If you buy anything related to 50 Cent, you are sucking corporate dick. He sucks ass, and those who hate him are cleary educated
and of sound mind.

(50 Cent doing a rap)

someone in audinece: you suck!
rest of audience: YEAH!
(riots, destruction, 50 Cent is sued and sentenced to death.)

The fantasy I hope comes true!

by wakalakalover45 May 13, 2005

masturbate

MEN: to slowly (or quickly) rub your penis until white stuff appears. Feels really good.

WOMEN: to rub your vagina or clitoris.
You can use dildos and vibrators, too.
Takes longer than men

Do it in private, please!

by wakalakalover45 March 28, 2005

puchu

the small teddy bear thingy from Excel Saga. They wear pink daipers!

Fangirl: PUUUUUUUUUCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real Puchu: Here comes that psycho child again

by wakalakalover45 April 2, 2005

tits

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

uberwhomp

Somethimg or someone who is being unfair.

Man, this show is uberwhomp!

by wakalakalover45 July 11, 2005

1337

Hacker speak for 'elite'. Basically, it means you've got intense skills. It is now an internet language used mainly by weak, unnatractive, failures wasting their lives in their low rent apartment.

For 99% of the internet users:
Teh 1337 @+ @ny+h!|\|g \/\/@$ 0|\|c3 @ |\|00b.

For people who actually have lives:
The elite at anything was once a beginner.

by wakalakalover45 July 23, 2006

cup

how you measure a woman's breast size

YO MAMA: Do you have Triple ZZZ wired
XXXXXXXtra large?

ME: ....HOLY COCK FUCK DAMN!!!!!!! *ahem* aisle 7295630582640, ma'am

by wakalakalover45 April 4, 2005