waffle's definitions

sufferring

incorrect spelling of suffering

ch00b: People in Africa are sufferring.
l33t1: ONMGMGMGHAHAH UR TEH RETARD YOU SPWELT SUFRWERRING WRONG OMG HAHAHAHA
ch00b: Oh my
ch00b has left the conversation in shame.

by waffle November 12, 2003

does a little dance

A third person statement about an action carried out by the speaker to denote the recent performance of rhythmitic movement in the appropriate manner which is according to the second from lowest possible degree of assessment.

n00b: omg I just installed lunix for wind0ws!!
n00b: *does a little dance*

by waffle March 29, 2004

Christmas

New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.

25th of December

by waffle October 23, 2003

subjective

A person who does not use perception in order to determine the reality he percieves.

Muslims
Jew
Hindus
Buddhists
Christians

and many more!

by waffle October 20, 2003

i>u

Mathematical formula, which proves that a person's sole purpose is to justify his own egotism.

I>U

I is greater than U

L33t_h0x4ar: I>U
ch00b: OMG N00B AAH U LIE
L33t_h0x4ar has left the conversation
Ch00b: rofl xO pwned

by waffle December 2, 2003

dogma

Something which is considerred the absolute truth.

Usually without any philosophical argument or evidence.

religion

by waffle October 9, 2003

enl33tenment

A period in history where people went from n00bs to l33t.

The U.S. enterred the enl33tenment as early as 1978, followed by the U.K. in 1979 and Japan and Germany in 1982.

North Korea r n00b, they have not yet enterred the enl33tenment.

by waffle March 26, 2004