waffle's definitions

jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 8, 2004

childbirth

Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.

by waffle September 7, 2003

Fear

Stems from stupidity, leads to anger.

I am afraid of supporting liberty as it will make it difficult to avoid being killed by the government.

by waffle November 12, 2003

mailbomb

mail bomb without space

used by jews as hebrew does not have spaces

don'topenparcelstheymightbemailbombs

by waffle September 30, 2003

buttfaG

A derogatory term describing a homosexual who engages in anal sex with other men or with a strap on dildo with other women.

see downlow jig

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

by waffle August 7, 2004

vagance

Not considerred a word anymore. It is a praise of genreal goodness.

A thousand vagancies for glory and happiness.

by waffle November 3, 2003

take it to the house

An insruction or prefix of: the taking of something to the house in question.

Take it to the house. kthx

by waffle September 22, 2003