wade's definitions

assripper

To fart, one who passes gas.

Dave is a real assripper.

by Wade December 8, 2003

a perfect 10

To be perfect in every way(this includes sexually) and to have great brests. Usually this girl goes to Ursline and has got the cuttest little buns I've ever grasped.

Damn, Brigid sure looks good with a mini skirt and a g-string. Wade's luckey.

by Wade May 20, 2004

Optionable

Meaning that there are several options avalible optional

My foot hurts so you're going to have to drive. It's not optionable

by Wade November 23, 2004

baby batter

semen and sperm...ejaculate

Dude, that's just nasty! Your sheets have dried baby batter on 'em!

by Wade November 27, 2004

tax

another word for porking

hey man, i am going to tax you girl

by wade October 27, 2004

Linner

When you don't have lunch, but eat a big Dinner instaed.(Lunch + Dinner)

I took my Wife out to Linner.

by Wade May 23, 2003

antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 21, 2003