Definitions by von groovy

Wistfully Yours

This is a state of mind that you are in when you are sweet on someone that you cannot - for whatever reason - have a romantic relationship with. It can be terrible at times where your eyes tear up and your heart sinks, but it can also be pleasant when you think of that person for their very existence has made yours better.

Noel sat at his laptop he began to compose yet another ballad about her. As he began to rhyme never with forever again and decided that was when he would go from a major to a minor chord, tears streamed down his cheeks. He has friends who have told him to tell her that he loved her in a respectful way even though she was with someone. He would not do that. Instead he would title this song wistfully yours and somehow get a way for her to hear it.

Wistfully Yours by von groovy August 17, 2024

mega-nega 

This is when someone or something is negative in a mega way. Immensely negative.

Jane: "Did you hear that I'm going to be a grandma? I'm so excited!"
Nancy: "Wow! I don't know how anyone would bring another child into this terrible world."
Jane: "Go piss off, you sour bitch! You exude nothing but mega-nega!"

mega-nega by von groovy August 16, 2024

disasteronaut 

This is a person, not unlike an astronaut, who will go to great distances in order to explore how to create disasters far from their home instead of learning how to make the universe a better place.

Benny: "Hey Dionte! What the fuck were you doin' over in that hood? You were starting shit with the Gomez twins!"
Dionte: "They posted some trash about me. It took me two subway transfers and a bus to get there. They're scared!"
Benny: "You fuckin' disasteronaut! They ain't scared. They're gonna lit up our block. You're on your own!"

disasteronaut by von groovy August 15, 2024

hangass face

This is when someone has a face that just hangs there lookin' like a nasty ass. So atrocious no man will even fuck that face much less kiss and caress it.

Ernie was all wound up like a tomcat high on catnip with 30 females in heat in his alley. However, he lost all of his sexual drive when he saw her, who was known around town as hangass face. He just walked back to his car and vaped in disgust.

hangass face by von groovy August 15, 2024

insertia 

This term that is a portmanteau represents the tendency for someone to always insert themselves into conversations that they are not a part of and therefore being consistent and unchanged in their behavior.

As Donna began to speak about her wonderful childhood summer camp experiences, you know who resumed her act of insertia by announcing that she too had summers as a child but did not go to camp. Instead she had adopted a ferret that died in her arms and she remains traumatized by this to this very day. No one paid her condolences.

insertia by von groovy August 14, 2024

Nay to that yay! 

This is a phrase to state when someone mentions something positive and you don't want to celebrate it for whatever reasons that you may have.

Bryce: "I got the job! I got the job! I'm so excited. Now I'll be able to buy the engagement ring! My life is getting good!!!"
Mom: "Nay to that yay! I don't respect your decision-making at all. You are a disappointment!"

Nay to that yay! by von groovy August 14, 2024

sour scrolling 

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

sour scrolling by von groovy August 13, 2024