von groovy's definitions

whyyyyuhhh?!?!?

This term is clearly the sound that people who are asking "why" utter when they want to be annoying. It's awesome as it show's how much they are bothered. Never provide an answer.

Connor: "Okay, so we can't get the tacos and we can't get to the concert. I'm totally broke. I's sorry."
Brooke: whyyyyuhhh?!?!?
Connor: "I just told you. That's all I have. Live with it. Or don't."

by von groovy September 12, 2024

the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

by von groovy June 22, 2022

shutplug

a verbal

device used to end a shitty situation

Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.

by von groovy June 22, 2022

irracist

An irrational racist. One who insults and throws great hate upon a certain race, but behaves like its people and definitely has sex with and marries them.

Dude: Did you hear Theo saying how much he hates all Latinos?
Guy: Yeah, he's an insane irracist 'cause he certainly has no problem making babies with them.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

sensual symptoms

This is wonderful! You are able to categorize all the sense as to why you are attracted to someone as you are under the illness of love. Light 'em all UP! Life is to be lived and appreciated!!!!

Liam was around Catriona all day. He was entranced. After they parted. He walked into his home and his mother knew there was something up. She requested that he journal all of the sensual symptoms he was experiencing so that he may become the next James Joyce or Oscar Wilde.

by von groovy July 2, 2024

Words with Hands

This is when a verbal argument gets physical. I'm not condoning violence, but it happens.

Al: "Hey! Don't be talkin' smack on my girl, Maisey. Maisey is a queen and you are a chump!"
Benji: "Suck it, Al! Just like Maisey did last night!"
Al: "Oh this is now Words with Hands, bitch!"
Al went smash and Benji went down...

by von groovy September 22, 2024

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

by von groovy February 21, 2019