This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.
Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
by von groovy September 03, 2024
This can have two meanings. One is simply and FINALLY getting to having sex with someone you have wanted to for some time after overcoming many obstacles. The other meaning is rating the act of the sinslide afterwards.
Willie: I finally got to scoring the sinslide with Rach!
Bronk: Well, from the sounds of it you are stoked to have finally scored the sinslide, but seems like you would have scored the sinslide with a positive rating!
Bronk: Well, from the sounds of it you are stoked to have finally scored the sinslide, but seems like you would have scored the sinslide with a positive rating!
by von groovy September 15, 2017
This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
by von groovy August 09, 2024
The act of posting things online in order to brag about how great one's life is in order to drag down others. Some people's days consist of nothing but braggin' and draggin'.
After he covered his bleeding nose with his shirt, Topher asked Tina why she had broken his nose. Tina spit on him and muttered, "Your braggin' and draggin' days are over, bitch!!
by von groovy August 11, 2017
Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.
Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"
by von groovy August 10, 2019
The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.
Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.
by von groovy July 25, 2024
Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!
by von groovy August 04, 2024