R.A.M.

This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.
While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.
by von groovy June 19, 2017
Get the R.A.M. mug.

erotic north

The direction an erect penis goes in the way a compass always goes toward magnetic north.
Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.
by von groovy July 20, 2017
Get the erotic north mug.

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.
Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
by von groovy September 03, 2024
Get the caffeination machination mug.

candybar bark

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
by von groovy June 15, 2019
Get the candybar bark mug.

monthly messenger

Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.
Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!
by von groovy August 04, 2024
Get the monthly messenger mug.

book report stamina

This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.
Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.
by von groovy August 11, 2024
Get the book report stamina mug.

transtrash

the act of a person of a lower class attempting to transition out of a trash class to a higher one
Cherrie began wearing high class perfume and clothing and sought out higher standing social circles, but Ashley and Madison called her out for her attempt to transtrash her way to a higher class standing.
by von groovy June 22, 2021
Get the transtrash mug.