von groovy's definitions

salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.

Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."

by von groovy July 8, 2024

shuthurt

The state of being so utterly hurt by someone's actions that one cannot open their mouths to create a sound.

Sophie: "Did you hear what happened with Blondie?"
Sarah: "No, I don't know who Blondie is? You gossip like a churchgoer. Anyway, tell me what happened?"
Sophie: Silence
Sarah: " LOL, OMG, GYST, and most of all WTF, Sophie. Don't be all shuthurt cause I call you out. I'm a freak and I love it!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

wholezon

The name given to the (almost) monopoly created by Whole Foods being bought by Amazon.

Rich was pissed and not surprised when a customer told him that his boss was no longer Whole Foods, but up the street at Amazon. He almost spit out his Kombucha as his mind raced with thoughts about what was now Wholezon.

by von groovy June 16, 2017

selfspense

A combination of the words SELFIE and SUSPENSE which defines the amount of time a person waits to see if their most recently posted selfie will be a success and they will be admired by many.

While enjoying a new craft beer, Shari decided to post a selfie. She sat in selfspense for what seemed an eternity - 33 seconds - before a follower reshared it and backhanded a compliment to her.

by von groovy September 7, 2017

I've been me

This is what you tell people when they try to tell you who you are and they are attempting to get you to second guess yourself.

Leo: "You know you just don't seem to understand what is happening with this. You are acting strange about this."
Leighia: "Leo, I've been me. Don't start that. It won't work. You are sippin on sus and it ain't helping you."

by von groovy August 9, 2024