Definitions by von groovy

lickled 

the act of getting tickled by someone's tongue

Sandy loved getting lickled

lickled by von groovy September 15, 2019

notification validation 

The act of receiving validation via notification

Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.

notification validation by von groovy September 15, 2019

notification inebriation 

The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.

Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye

notification inebriation by von groovy September 15, 2019

handling the merchandise 

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

handling the merchandise by von groovy September 15, 2019

gravity gravy 

this is what seeps out of a sexhole heading south

Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...

gravity gravy by von groovy September 14, 2019

shit-ass fuck stick 

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

shit-ass fuck stick by von groovy September 14, 2019

nipples don't lie 

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

nipples don't lie by von groovy September 14, 2019