Doll: Did you see what Sheila had posted last Thursday?
Dame: Yep, I recognized it. It was a total photohalf from when she was with Kurdt.
Doll: Me too - I took it!
Dame: Yep, I recognized it. It was a total photohalf from when she was with Kurdt.
Doll: Me too - I took it!
by von groovy May 16, 2017
The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
by von groovy June 13, 2024
I was at this truck stop standing near the pay showers when I heard this one trucker say to another, "hey, you know that song by that faggot?" I just grabbed my Code Red and Corn Nuts and went back to my car before I heard the answer.
by von groovy February 21, 2019
This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"
Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."
by von groovy August 29, 2024
the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
by von groovy June 14, 2019
this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean
When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts
by von groovy April 11, 2019
This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.
Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck
on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck
on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."
by von groovy July 11, 2024