von groovy's definitions

somecomps

A shorter way of describing people who you are "friends" within an online sense only. Your social media companions. You go through your lives together online but not in person.

Jerry: That woman over there is looking at you like she knows you. Do you know her?
Gerry: She looks familiar. (scrolls through phone) Yeah, we're friends online.
Jerry: Do you want to go over and say hi?
Gerry: Nope. She just one of my many somecomps. We don't really hang out in the real world.

by von groovy August 12, 2017

you're not enough

This is a mantra to tell yourself of when things don't go the way you'd like them to with someone. Because if you were enough then things would be going the way you'd like them to.

As Danny sat waiting for a texted response that would never arrive from Nora, he appropriately coached himself out loud with "you're not enough."

by von groovy September 13, 2024

loser liaison

This is a person that whenever you connect with him, her, them... you feel like a loser afterward. This person is not necessarily mean to you or better than you, but you feel like a loser after being around this person regardless of what happens - lunch, text, call, or whateves.

Caesar was not pleased that he would have to be seated next to Andrea in Lab for she had been his loser liaison for three semesters now. Being around her brought him down a lot. He questioned himself to a significant degree. She was his loser liaison and she brought him to face inevitable, yet potential failure. S

by von groovy September 4, 2024

thirst parlor

A place where people satisfy and sometimes overindulge their craving for drink and delight. Not a dive bar, but not a pretentious pub. Things get lively, but bartenders don't flash their knockers.

Hans had a week of nonsense, lies, and disappointments. His mom told him that the only thing that would hit the spot would be going to the thirst parlor. He did and all his problems paused.

by von groovy May 25, 2017

lifting lips

This is the act of smiling with someone who is making you smile - YES making you smile for you can't do anything about it, as this person makes you happy to be alive. This person is smiling in return as well.

Tanner and Elsa spent the better part of the day lifting lips with one another. It would not be too long before they were locking lips, swapping spit, or generally harmless necking and harvesting hickeys.

by von groovy July 10, 2024

capless convictions

Nothing but bold truth statements

Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it

by von groovy August 3, 2024

Best in Bitch

Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.

As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....

by von groovy October 13, 2024