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Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it
by von groovy August 3, 2024
Get the capless convictions mug.This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Get the front of the house face mug.The confused, yet easily resolved emotion experienced as a result of others being cruel for you having the quality of being fat, ashamed, and not doing anything about it.
Candi was feeling full of fashame as she walked away from her critical friends towards the ice cream parlor. She certainly was not okay with her body image, but eating ice cream was the best way to address it!! Triple scoops for sure!!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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Get the Ha@ha mug.Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"
Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
by von groovy June 6, 2019
Get the when things got hairy mug.Someone who is not pleased with their birth-name and feels the need to create a new identity that is usually an attempt to make them more cool and unique.
Ben: I saw Adrian the other day and yelled his name from across the street. He didn't turn around. Haps with that?
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!
by von groovy June 26, 2017
Get the renamer mug.Mark: Me and Margie were gettin' some love gettin's last night and that's why I forgot to get the paper. Sorry, mom.
Mom: That's okay. I still got FOX. We all gotta get our love!
Mom: That's okay. I still got FOX. We all gotta get our love!
by von groovy June 16, 2017
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