Definitions by von groovy

Facial tattoo 

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.

As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.

Facial tattoo by von groovy July 17, 2024

naked words 

Straight up no hiding nothing words of honesty.

Natalie asked if she was doing a good job. Everyone laughed as she was worthless. She began to cry in humiliation as naked words were not needed to inform her she was not welcome.

naked words by von groovy July 17, 2024

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

German water by von groovy July 17, 2024

intentional letters for chaos

This when someone utters words simply to start an argument. No one wants this. Well, some do and fuck them! Not literally.

Leo:"Hey honey. Does this shirt make me.

look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your

intentional letters for chaos.

again! And that shirt is mine!"

intentional letters for chaos by von groovy July 17, 2024

coward drugs 

Any anti-anxiety medication. Those meds are for the weak.

Brandy was nervous and anxious about many things. She was brave, rational, and faced her fears with reason. Not coward drugs.

coward drugs by von groovy July 17, 2024

Kiss it out 

This is when you simply start kissing a possible romantic partner in order to see if you are compatible - you figure it out when you kiss it out.

Mike: "Will you just figure it out with her, Miles! Next time you two are talking and looking into each other's eyes and you

know what you're both thinking. Just kiss it out and you'll know if if's real."
Miles: "I know, Mike. I'm just a mess."

Kiss it out by von groovy July 13, 2024

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday 

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday by von groovy July 12, 2024