vogla's definitions

mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard

Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.

by vogla January 14, 2013

skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys

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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

by vogla January 13, 2013

skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap

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"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

by vogla January 13, 2013

Zargo

Imaginary shipment

While the postage is much less for zargo it would be insane to pay to mail an empty box

by vogla January 12, 2013

quadgod

Spinal injury from skillless ATV riding preventing one from completely uttering profanities

"fucking quadgodammit I fell again", would never be heard from Phil again as the ATV fell on him crushing his spine.

by vogla January 12, 2013