skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap

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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

by vogla January 13, 2013

skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys

(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

by vogla January 13, 2013

brohomoism

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate

Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry

by vogla January 22, 2013

mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard

Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.

by vogla January 14, 2013

therealcoon 69 fail

self promoting UD spammer: extraassholey

Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable

by vogla January 14, 2013