fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

beagle mania

Someone who loves being around beagles.

"I mean I heard about BeatleMania but did you ever experience "Beagle mania"?

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

you wheel I deal?

A situation in which one dude asks his friend, "If you drive I'll pay for the cover charges"....

"dude if ""You wheel I deal?".. because you were wasted last night.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

plowing some snow

intercourse.

"Dude, you remember the time you got caught "Plowing some snow" with sheila?

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

head Ho

Realizing you are receiving oral sex.. A claim of astonishment.

"So like I was telling you, we met at this little bar, had a few drinks, and the next thing I was like, "Head Ho".. " I did'nt even know she was down there".....

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

spegmeyer

A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.

On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...

Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

tuning in moscow

playing with your girlfriends nipples.

"dude she was stacked, after a few beers I was, "tuning in moscow" and she let me,,

by vinman59 April 12, 2021