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A Theory is when a girl wears tight pants... not just any tight pants. Tight-skin-and-fat-spilling-over-so-you-have-to-pee-every-15-minutes pants... If you happen to spot these...you are a witness to a Drop Theory. The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom.
This effect is not all that unlike the bustle skirts of the Victorian Era. The appearence of a large bottom gives a subtle, body-language message that a woman is fertile and able to produce multiple children. Such is the reason for men (or women) being so attracted.
When a girl goes to remove those jeans, though, the drop theory is at it's best, and the buttocks and thighs return to normal shape, with imprints around the hips.
This effect is not all that unlike the bustle skirts of the Victorian Era. The appearence of a large bottom gives a subtle, body-language message that a woman is fertile and able to produce multiple children. Such is the reason for men (or women) being so attracted.
When a girl goes to remove those jeans, though, the drop theory is at it's best, and the buttocks and thighs return to normal shape, with imprints around the hips.
"The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom."
by victoria May 21, 2004
abbreviation for PHILLIPS ANDOVER ACADEMY
PA is currently the #1 rated prep school in the world. Its academics, art and music programs, and athletic teams, rival those of most universities. This school is well known because President George W. Bush attended (but dont let that bring down your opinion - they dont let idiots like him in anymore.)
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PA is currently the #1 rated prep school in the world. Its academics, art and music programs, and athletic teams, rival those of most universities. This school is well known because President George W. Bush attended (but dont let that bring down your opinion - they dont let idiots like him in anymore.)
Link to: (Andover)
by victoria February 13, 2005
by victoria December 10, 2003
This burger builder house is falling apart.
by victoria December 10, 2003
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Few people thought it was by accident that Mr. Timberlake's hand snaked across Ms. Jackson's torso as he reached the lyric, "I'll have you naked by the end of this song," and tore off one bustier cup, releasing a breast partly obscured by a sunburst-shaped nipple brooch.
Allessandra Stanley, New York Times, Feb. 3, 2004
Allessandra Stanley, New York Times, Feb. 3, 2004
by victoria February 3, 2004