Censorship

The reason that GTA:SA is now rated AO instead of M..

which is why I’m one happy camper since I own it!!

by Victor Van Styn July 26, 2005

p.

‘page #__’. Spelled also as ‘pg.’ or ‘pg’. Otherwise always followed by a period. Plural form: pp.(‘page numbers__-to-__’\‘pages suchnsuch-to-suchnsuch’) or ‘pgs’.

Her Algebra I homework was to solve math problems #s 1-20 even on p.34 and 19-35 odd on pp.35-36.

by Victor Van Styn October 02, 2005

dame

An attractive woman who a guy wants to get to know. Often considered offensive by the females, unless you’re from another century.

"Holy mother of Pearl, look at that fine dame over there.."

by Victor Van Styn August 05, 2005

dislexia

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

by Victor Van Styn August 27, 2005

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn July 25, 2005

mein

German word for 'mine' or for 'my'. This nondistinguishment between ‘mine’ and ‘my’ auf Deutsch is why you will see sterotyped German-Rushan folk in TV shows speeking with such phrases as "mine dog", "mine schnauzer", "mein {et cetera}".

Dass ist mein!! Giveit bäk!!!

by Victor Van Styn July 26, 2005

Waht Deh Fukc

"What The Fuck"
synonym: Waht Teh Fukc

Waht Deh Fukc, Mawn....

by Victor Van Styn September 11, 2005