victor van styn's definitions

skrewed

the cool{no, not ‘kool’ or the sickening ‘kewl’} way to spell ‘screwed’, as well as how ’twas korrectly spelled in Old English (what with its Germanic routes). The letter ‘c’ should be reserved more for an ‘s’ sound (as in ‘Cici's Pizza’, proper-noun ‘Scion’, as well as when in concert with another letter to denote a new sound all its own: ‘bitch’, ‘charge’, ‘chagrin’, and German ‘ich’ or the proper-noun ‘Loch Ness Monster’).

See also: screwed, skrew, screw

Yep, you’re pretty-much skrewed alright, I’m ’fraid to confirm.

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

want to

a phrase difficult to say aloud correctly, and is thus heard as ‘wanna’.

Try to say the sentence “I do not not want to eat it.” korrectly; in order to do so, you will sound nasaly, sort-of like a stuck-up French person. Just be sure that y‘are not actually saying ‘wants to’. If you say it too many times, your ‘d’ in ‘do-not’ starts sounding different.

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

sig'd

Simply stated, ‘sig'd’{note the lowercase letters} is the past-tense of the noun ‘sig’ (even though it is, as a verb, more frequently put into the declarative past-tense: sig'd). Used on primarily GF(GameFAQs) and GS(GameSpot), by GF'rs and GS'rs, naturally.

From: ERRDTK | Posted: 7/26/2009 10:21:19 PM | Message Detail
Yeeep... This is an example.
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One who knows nothing can understand nothing.


From: BOSGFS | Posted: 7/26/2009 10:22:32 PM | Message Detail
Sig'd!!
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<i>Yeeep... This is an example.</i>

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

I second that.

a phrasal sentence that means, when taken literally, “I echo that statement of yours.”, “I echo your above statement.”; “I agree with you 100%ly.”; or simply “Ditto.”. See also "I second that emotion".

Phrase used frequently on message boards (more so than in person) by someone usually immediately after someone-else stated something with which the other person agreed.
Note that the word ‘second’ is being used as a verb in this sense, and is derived from ‘2nd’(as opposed to the length of time).

Person1:I personally like Kingdom Hearts better, because I hate turn-based battle system....Real time is better to me.

Person2: I second that^.

by Victor Van Styn August 28, 2005

=/=

1. ‘is\are\am not equal to’

or

2. ‘is\are\am not the same as’



(See also: <, >, =, ^)

1. Kirbymak239 =/= Kirbymac293

2. the '=/=' denotation, used primarily by GF'rs, =/= the mathmatical sign '&#8800;' which is a non-ASCII-appropiate character and hence why it is not displayed here

by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

LMC

Lower-Middle Class; used by snobbs.

Oh, lookie at zat LMC girl .... Let’s point and laugh at ’er!!!

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005