victor van styn's definitions

tew

A dumbass illiterate spelling of too, to, too, two, 2, and tu-tu.

Often means ‘too’, in the sense of ‘also’ or ‘as well’.

I tew would like tew tewtews tew wear d’ring my play# tew!!

Aww, I wuvv yew tew!!

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

hafta

Deriving from the phrase ‘have to’(which is have+infinitive, broken-down into have+to+{verb}, but minus the verb), ‘hafta’ usually functions as a verb-modifying adverb replacing the modal-auxiliary ‘must’, ‘required to ___’; used to show a strong desire toward, or want for, doing something.

See also: gotsta, wanna, oughtta, tta\-tta

spoiled teen: “I just *hafta* have it!!”

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

sofa-king

Deriving from ‘Sofa King’, a play on "so fucking", sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

See über.

I am sofa-king tired right now.

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

Booja

"Boo-yah!!!", but spelled like how it is pronounced: "BEW-yaw".

“BOOJA, in jo FACE, ju salty mo‘er fucker ju!!!”

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

hafta

Deriving from ‘have to’, or ‘have+{infinitive}’ broken down into ‘have+to+{verb}’ but minus the verb, ‘hafta’ works as a verb-modifying adverb taking the place of the modal-auxilary ‘must’ which means literally ‘to be required to __’. In colloquial speech (as opposed to ‘formal speech’ under which you would not use this word{hafta}}, it means simply to have a strong desire towards, or want for, doing {something}, with the ‘something’ usually seen through the eyes of the speaker as a *necessity* (even if in actuality it is no more than icing on the cake).

Synonyms: haveto, have to, must, ’ve to, oughtta{ought to}, wanna\wanta{want to}, gotta{got to}

See also: musta\must’ve(must have..not nonsensical ‘must of’), shoulda\should’ve{should have..not nonsensical ‘should of’}, ta\tta, -ta\-tta, t‘be

spoiled teen: I just *hafta* have it!!

"I hafta go now.. Talk t‘ya later."

by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005

iñurfæç

= the expression ‘in your face’ cropped-down into ones utterance.

synonym: iñurƒæç

"Haha, iñurfæç Buster!!"

by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005

iñurƒæç

= the expression ‘in your face’ squished into ane single word.

synonym: iñurfæç

"Haha, iñurƒæç buster!!"

by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005