by Vertigo September 03, 2002
Past-tense verb describing the action that occures when one intentionally or accidentally attacks and hurts themselves with their boobs
xxbrpunkfreakxx: I boobed myself with your shoulder
by Vertigo October 19, 2004
A combination of spiffy and terrific. It is best used in short sentences or as a sentence unto itself.
That plan is spiffirific.
by Vertigo September 03, 2002
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–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by vertigo April 23, 2009
n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo February 22, 2006