vertigo's definitions

fanny pack

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor

I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.

by vertigo August 6, 2008

anorexalicious

When a girl looks really hott in a manner that can only be attained by being unhealthily underweight.

Man, Mary Kate is sooooo anorexalicious. Not like that tubby Ashley

by vertigo December 29, 2004

hornblower

person who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a pr0n fiend and a hornblower.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

color

mood as given by the association with a color...for example, yellow = happy, blue = sad or emotional, red = angry or passionate.

What color are you today?

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

by vertigo April 22, 2009

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002