vertigo's definitions

douchBaguette

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )

Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette

by vertigo February 8, 2006

Flamer

Gamer lingo for flamethrower.

Omg... what a flamer whore

by Vertigo December 30, 2004

deprude

to give a prude a personal lesson on the ways of the birds and bees.

My orgasm lesson sure depruded her!

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

swomk

Acroynm that means "Spit water on my keyboard"

xxbrpunkfreakxx: yes well i must get some sleep and hopefully through my closed eyelids i may glimpse you and we can frolic through the halls of our high school belching the jepordy theme song together and then maybe ill wake up and we really will
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that

by Vertigo October 18, 2004

Hustle Wit

1.To cheat out of an answer.
2.A book in the late 1960's by William Brakner describing technology.
3.To gangbang wisely.

1.Billy: No, I promise you 3+2 does not equal 5.
Jimmy: Are you just trying to hustle wit from me?
2.The hustle wit he had proved key in the drugdeal.

by Vertigo September 12, 2004

XD

Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.

Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

by Vertigo January 14, 2003