vertigo's definitions

blorg

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle

If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!

by Vertigo January 9, 2004

Hustle Wit

1.To cheat out of an answer.
2.A book in the late 1960's by William Brakner describing technology.
3.To gangbang wisely.

1.Billy: No, I promise you 3+2 does not equal 5.
Jimmy: Are you just trying to hustle wit from me?
2.The hustle wit he had proved key in the drugdeal.

by Vertigo September 12, 2004

XD

Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.

Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

Moock

A common misspelling of mook, or in reference to the proper name, Moock. All Moocks, strangely enough, are mooks. Basically an idiot.

see mook

That Colin can't get his head out of his own ass. What a moock.

by vertigo December 29, 2005

gumdrop

bell-shaped candy composed mainly of sugar

can also mean cute girl

That girl Becky is sure one sweet gumdrop.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

vertigo

What you feel when trashed/hungover.

I drank all that Jungle Juice and all I got was a night with Lady Vertigo.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

swomk

Acroynm that means "Spit water on my keyboard"

xxbrpunkfreakxx: yes well i must get some sleep and hopefully through my closed eyelids i may glimpse you and we can frolic through the halls of our high school belching the jepordy theme song together and then maybe ill wake up and we really will
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that

by Vertigo October 18, 2004