clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

sky up

sky up---to exit-to leave a place--to leave town.

This party is bogus, time foe me to sky up!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Drop the kids off at the pool.

To take a shit,bowel movement.

I was running late this morning because i had to Drop the kisd off at the pool!

by vernon dutton April 20, 2004

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

cock bite

Any person you come in contact with.

What is this cock bite doing here?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004