vernon dutton's definitions

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

cat heads

cat heads---Southern term for Biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes.

Ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Rat Fuck

Latin: Rodendum Copuli--the least amount of concern you can express for any given act.

I don't give a rat fuck what she said,I did not fuck her sister!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004