vernon dutton's definitions

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

rabbits

Rabbits---The number one choice of bears to use to wipe their ass after taking a shit.

Hey Smokey, I need to take a shit, have you seen any rabbits?

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 12, 2004