vernon dutton's definitions

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 12, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

choke my chicken

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004