Definitions by vernon dutton

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

knock their dick in the dirt 

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

knock their dick in the dirt by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

co-worker 

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

co-worker by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

blue hair mafia 

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

blue hair mafia by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

Tit caught in the ringer by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

cat heads 

cat heads---Southern term for Biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes.

Ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold!

cat heads by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Rat Fuck 

Latin: Rodendum Copuli--the least amount of concern you can express for any given act.

I don't give a rat fuck what she said,I did not fuck her sister!

Rat Fuck by vernon dutton January 20, 2004