vegas's definitions

Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking

When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

My Dad

Anyone you look up to or want to be like.

Mel Gibson is "my dad".

by Vegas March 22, 2003

Tramp Stamp

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

by Vegas March 22, 2003

24 Hour Ebola

A sickness that occurs when you need to miss something like work or a test.

I told my boss i wouldn't be in today because i have a bad case of "24 hour ebola"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

hellafast

the speed at wich Mr. T's 1982 custom AMC van travels at.

Mr. T's van is "hellafast"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

The Thrax

Anthrax

I won't open my mail because, I don't want to get "The Thrax"

by Vegas March 23, 2003