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artsy fartsy

used to describe either a person who does weird art for the sake of being artsy or the art that a person like that does. artsy fartsy is generally bad artwork that is made so weird and hard to understand, that people just assume it's genius.
"that artsy farsty girl just painted a canvas black. she thinks it represents her pain, but i think it's just artsy fartsy."
by valerie July 19, 2004
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prostitute

Alternate definition: someone who metaphorically "whores" his/her self out, such as by seeking attention or approval.
Did you see Sam whoring it up to impress his coworkers? He's such a prostitute.
by Valerie May 24, 2004
mugGet the prostitutemug.

soma

A round white pill similar to alcohol in it's effect, a 1/4 version of quaaludes. For whatever reason, soma are very soft for a pill, and tend to break if you handle them too much.
I bought a huge bottle of soma, half of them were already broken.
by Valerie May 13, 2005
mugGet the somamug.

tea tax

to go crazy. Usually used in the form of "going tea tax" or any other form of the word going.
Omigod, let's go tea tax on Jason for calling me a bitch!
by Valerie August 2, 2004
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craphat

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.
My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.
by Valerie May 24, 2004
mugGet the craphatmug.

uhhh

by Valerie March 25, 2004
mugGet the uhhhmug.

world

James just jumped over a car and joey says "YOUR WORLD?!?!!?!?". Then we all stare with amazement
by Valerie February 9, 2005
mugGet the worldmug.

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