val's definitions

harem

a man's group of ladies

Dude goes to lunch every day with his harem. They follow him everywhere like puppy dogs.

by val September 10, 2003

pink godzilla

A pink godzilla is a woman who has had her heart broken by her ex, so for retaliation she then hits on all his best guy friends taking it as far as they are willing to go. She then feels like she "got him back" and feels like the heart break is over.

MAN: yo your ex just tried to get with me last night.
Man2: yeah me too.
Man3: well im glad i broke up with that hoe, shes a pink godzilla

by val August 21, 2003

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

craptastic

Not fantastic; pretty crappy.

Chris - "I got rear ended on California Boulevard and was 20 minutes late to algorithms!"

Val - "Oh that's just craptastic!"

by Val January 10, 2002

gimongous

Extremely large; gigantic and humongous; much larger than ginormous

The Grand Canyon is a gimongous hole.

by Val November 4, 2001