jabitzer

A pool (pocket billiards) term. The foul committed when the cue ball is struck twice. Specifically when that first little touch is followed by a reflexive jab at the cue ball. This is a portmanteau word that is, a word carrying two meanings. The stroke is a jabitzer; the cueist is also a jabitzer.

That was a jabitzer, DeWayne. Ball in hand.

by VAKI5 May 08, 2005

wankiest

Of the poorest quality, of the lowest standard, the worst.

It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to think I wasted $5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life.

by VAKI5 May 07, 2005

bounce

1) (v) To leave, to get up, to break. "You mean bounce... I'm with you, bounce right outta NYC" -- Raekwon the Chef (??? 1995).
2) (n) Form of music from New Orleans. Check Mystikal's album for a song called "Neva gonna bounce".
3) (n) A reference to the Bankhead Bounce, a dance made famous in Atlanta rap music.

by VAKI5 September 14, 2003

kick back

1. Money paid generally to an official for covertly assisting an organization, individual, or initiative.

2. Recline, as in a reclining chair. "Kick back and put your feet up," which means "Relax!"

The congressman received a ten-percent kick back for supporting the legislation that would give the mining company exclusive rights to the region.

by VAKI5 May 07, 2005

juhybun

1. A large rodent.
2. Sticky buns.
3. Bad vibes.

1. Scottley was attacked by a rabid juhybun.
2. I squeezed the juhybuns to see if they were ready to eat.
3. Get your juhybuns away from me!

by VAKI5 May 08, 2005

asap

As soon as possible; immediately; right away; implies a sense of urgency.

1) I need this done asap!

2) Send the supplies asap! The natives are starving.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

go to seed

To decline or fall apart; to become worn and shabby.

This phrase comes from gardening. After a plant has flowered, it falls apart, sending its seeds into the soil. As the plant dies, it 'goes to seed'.

Hicksville has gone to seed since the last time I was there.

by VAKI5 May 11, 2005