CMS Coffee

n. A coffee break taken after a Catastrophic, Major, or Serious incident has occurred. Attendees at the CMS Coffee are usually quiet and reflective in demeanor. The most likely place for a CMS Coffee to occur is onboard an oil platform in Norway.

After spending 2 days trying to fix broken electronics, the crew sat down for a nice CMS Coffee.

by vaeren January 13, 2007

password purgatory

The delay experienced after incorrectly typing your Windows login password, before you are allowed another chance to enter it.

I mashed the keys too much typing my password, so now I'm stuck in password purgatory

by vaeren August 20, 2008

bobleplast

n. The Norwegian word for bubble wrap.

Bjørn: "Har du litt bobleplast?"
Einar: "Ja."

by vaeren January 13, 2007

FSM

Field Service Manager

We have problems - better call the FSM.

by vaeren January 13, 2007