uttam maharjan's definitions

penophobia

abnormal fear of being punished.

It is wrong to instil penophobia into the minds of school children.

by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011

phallolingus

another term for felatio.

Phallolingus is not acceptable to civilized society.

by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011

pantecine

relating to the belly; abdominal.

I had terrible pantecine pains yesterday and had to take some strong antibiotics.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011

IPocalypse

a phenomenon marked by exhaustion of IP addresses that identify destinations for digital traffic. The proposed solution lies in switching over from the existing IPv4 standard to that of IPv6 that allows trillions of Internet addresses vis-à-vis the former that allows a paltry 4 billion or so addresses. The big pool in the sky, a giver of IP addresses and a fast-draining reservoir of addresses maintained by the non-profit organization Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Addresses (ICANN), is going to run out in the next few weeks. The number of addresses IPv6 allows is a whopping 340 undecillion (followed by 36 zeroes), enough for a trillion people.

Do not worry about an IPocalypse. It is not going to take place any time soon.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011

premature withdrawal

the act of pulling the penis out of the vagina before ejaculation begins so as to prevent pregnancy.

He has adopted premature withdrawal as a means of safe sex.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011

malease

1. slight bodily discomfort 2. trouble.

1. I am feeling a bit of a malease today.
2. There has emerged a malease in the implementation of the plan.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2011

deglitch

to debug.

The machine is not working at all; it needs to be deglitched.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2011