fauxskin

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.

He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.

by urbanboi April 21, 2009

neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.

It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.

by urbanboi July 07, 2009

ghetto a/c

a bucket of ice from the store in front of a bad-ass fan

The hottest day of the year - needed ice for the ghetto a/c as the regular a/c was off'd by Edison.

by urbanboi September 29, 2010

brised

Having been circumcised - from the Jewish ritual bris

All Jewish boys are brised on the eight day.

by urbanboi July 07, 2009

Ring of Confidence

The ring around a circumcised penis indicating the confidence of health and hygiene.

Once she saw his ring of confidence her resistance was broken.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.

by urbanboi September 18, 2009

dystravaganza

An extravaganza that hurts. An event that is so over the top that it is mentally, and perhaps also physically, painful.

"Dancing with the stars" is a dystravaganza!
Some people are so full of themselves that every event is a dystravaganza.

by urbanboi September 18, 2009

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022