urban pervert's definitions

deep penetration

A phrase used by the porn(adult entertainment) industry to describe the male penis fully entering the woman's vagina or anus during sexual intercourse. Very interesting to watch over and over again ;^B.

Damn! That bitch got some serious deep penetration by black dick!

by urban pervert February 8, 2003

better than pie

Pussy is better than pie. :^D

by urban pervert June 5, 2003

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

wound

Slang term for vagina.

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.

by urban pervert April 10, 2003

cum shot

A slang term used describe male ejaculation of semen from the penis, or female ejaculation of fluid from the vagina. Mostly refers to male ejaculation.

She sucked his dick so good he gave her a massive cum shot down her throat.

by urban pervert February 8, 2003

camel toe

When the woman's pants are so tight you can see how big her pussy is. Something that's worth staring at besides her tits.

Sorority girls have the biggest camel toes. :`D

by urban pervert October 20, 2006

headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 9, 2003