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shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

spit the G

It means to spit your game, flirt with a girl/guy depending on your choice. In one word, seducing. Hopefully after spitting the G you get laid. ;

I spit the G last night and then i went over her house and we got it on like donkey kong. I rode her like seabiscuit.

by Urban Dictionary July 28, 2007

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

Iqra

Arabic name; means to read.

If you know a person Iqra, you are lucky! They are hard to find and hard to keep. Awesome friends to have!

by Urban Dictionary May 26, 2008

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

recrunkulous

Ridiculous in the crunkest of ways.

"Tommy, that was the most recrunkulous shit you've ever said."

by Urban Dictionary September 21, 2005

shlick

The onomatopoeic representation of female masturbation.

"Hey, that girl looks horny enough to shlick right now."

by Urban Dictionary February 5, 2004