geek

Weed, Mary jane, mainly used by the greatest rap group ever Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, straight outta cleveland baby
Hey bizzy lets smoke some geek
by Urban Dictionary May 24, 2005
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crazy frog

Annoying and not at all funny ringtone which is advertised on TV every ad break at least once. Only the working class idiots that don't have real jobs buy this ring tone. If you are actually stupid enough to give into this horse shit I pity you and laugh at you because it's just one big scam where Jamster text you everyday draining your phone credit. My cousin was dumb enough to actually pay money for this bullshit, much much more money then she though. Crazy Frog can be heard in council houses and high schools, where the more retarded of kids have been brainwashed.
Crazy Frog should be illegal.

This ringtone is highlighting the morons from society.
by Urban Dictionary August 12, 2005
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Ayse

It is a Turkish female name, meaning "She whom must be obeyed"
It is pronounced Aisha/ Eye Sha, Eye Sheh...

So, as the name suggests..."She whom must be obeyed", the woman who demands something must be given in to her every desire and need. This is called an "Ayse"
by Urban Dictionary March 02, 2005
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Ayse

This is Turkish and the definition is "She whom must be obeyed". Therefore she must be given everything to fulfill her every need and desire...so...
When your girl (or boy if you want) demands something and you give in..or OBEY as the name suggests...this is called an Ayse
by Urban Dictionary February 26, 2005
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Twank

A cross between a "wanker" and a "twat"!
"That boy is a fucking twank".
by Urban Dictionary March 15, 2006
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switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.
George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.
by Urban Dictionary January 24, 2004
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Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
by Urban Dictionary February 14, 2008
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