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by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006
Get the duct tape mug.Sexy is defined as Proportional. Every body part is proportional to the rest of the other body parts.
eg. Eyes are the right length part. (not too close and not too far apart). If your nose is big, it pays to have big eyes and big lips then its still proportional but if your eyes are big and you have a tiny nose and tiny lips, its not proportional.
If you wondering whether your sexy or not, are your body parts and facial parts proportional to the rest. If yes you are sexy.
If you wondering whether your sexy or not, are your body parts and facial parts proportional to the rest. If yes you are sexy.
by Urban Dictionary December 22, 2008
Get the Sexy mug.A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.
They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2008
Get the nickel mug.A person who you treat and whom treats you as a friend but if they are given a chance would "cut your throat" or get one over on you/put themselves first if it would benifit themselves, or they would gain an advantage over you. Similar to an enemy.
A Frienemy are most female squash players i.e a person who you travel the pro squash circuits, hang aroung with each other, share life stories and rooms but all the time are looking for weaknesses with you to have the edge over you in competition such as spotting your illness/injury are.
You run out of sports drink , your frienemy will not give you a tiny bit of theirs until they have finished thier competition, even though they have more than they need.
You run out of sports drink , your frienemy will not give you a tiny bit of theirs until they have finished thier competition, even though they have more than they need.
by Urban Dictionary April 9, 2008
Get the Frienemy mug.1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.
2. A vagina
3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.
2. A vagina
3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.
"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."
"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"
"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"
by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2008
Get the Meat-trap mug.people from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb ass sayings like "aint no sense ruinin 2 familys" or "if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family". they like to sing songs to the "footloose" song usually containing these words"hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots...relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack..." and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a documentary on it once.
They also breed like rabbits.
They also breed like rabbits.
That damn cletus, he got mary lue, his sister, cousin, mother, and grandma, pregnant again. thats about the 12th time isnt it?
by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003
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