flash drive

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

by urban asshole March 02, 2010

kirstin dunst

annoying bitch who screams too much in her movies.

"i always hear a bitch screaming like she's being raped in spiderman."

"that's kirstin dunst, nigga!"

by urban asshole February 27, 2010

smeagol

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

by urban asshole February 27, 2010

vagina

looking up vagina? you gotta be fucking kidding me.

seriously? looking up vagina??? you suck.

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

babies

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

el cajon

a horrible little turd town just east of san diego. its hot as fuck most of the year, its chock full of wife beaters and white trash, and the ones who have money are witless bros and bimbos.

if san diego county had an anus, el cajon is where it is.

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

kids

the worst STD you can get.

man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.

by urban asshole January 24, 2010