urBAN DICtionary's definitions

choad

A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!

Mr. Flood is a choad

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

Balls To You

The best greeting ever. Once said by Liza Minnelli, and reviewed by Ray William Johnson, has become the most formal greeting ever.

Bob: Hey Bill, balls to you!
Bill: Thanks Bob, balls to you as well. *Tips his hat*

by Urban Dictionary January 11, 2011

b'otch

yo mama!!!!

yo mama is a b'otch and so is ya daddy

by urban dictionary November 20, 2003

dead like me

Best Damn show ever, and it is getting canceled !

are you DEAD LIKE ME ?

by Urban Dictionary January 15, 2005

Ayse

It is a Turkish female name, meaning "She whom must be obeyed"

It is pronounced Aisha/ Eye Sha, Eye Sheh...

So, as the name suggests..."She whom must be obeyed", the woman who demands something must be given in to her every desire and need. This is called an "Ayse"

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

behemoth

a beastly animal which is abnormally large.

look at that girl shes a behemoth

by Urban Dictionary February 7, 2005

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007