ur mother's definitions

craptastic

An adjective used to describe something that tries to be awesome but is actually really lame.

Wow, that was really craptastic...Never do that again.

by Ur Mother June 18, 2006

nutpimple

1.a bright red enormous itchy spot on your nuts.
2.whoevers reading this right now.

Haydan is a huge nutpimple!!!!!

by ur mother March 10, 2004

Troy

Know for having VERY tiny penis, or none at all.

Girl: That guy had a troy, it sucked.

by UR mother November 24, 2014

hdstmt

his d¡ck smaller than my toes cupcakkes best song squidward nose😍😍😩

"what did you and joshua do last night??"
"we made out hdstmt"

by ur mother October 15, 2022

jordanesque

a word to define all forms of perfection

Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque

by ur mother April 17, 2004