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french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...
by ur mom November 26, 2004
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Redneck

1 out of 8 of all yous guys's moms. Some redneck "Ma's" like to hang out at shitty bars full of dirty men of the same class that smell really bad and know not much. They have every recipe on how to prepare squirell and possum.
LeAnn brought home some trashy redneck guy from the Puke'N Piss Pub and introduced him to her sister. Her sister, Josie-Sue, said "Ah jus' got dun cookin......so yall want some frah-ed gourmet possum?"
by Ur Mom September 15, 2004
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jigga

Someone of asian decent that acts black or "ghetto"
"wazup ma asian Jigga!"
by UR MOM February 19, 2003
mugGet the jiggamug.

abbreviated hacker language

This is the language that you see in many places online, and even out in public. For example, bathroom graffiti
The basic content of abbreviated "hacker" language is just like the first word says: abbreviated words, often made by taking out letters or altogether converting certain words into numbers. For example, "for" becomes "4". This written or typed form of communication is mostly used by teen adolescents, but not all of them are. The stereotype is destroyed as many young adults also use it, not because theyre stupid, but for two reasons: for hilarity/entertainment value, and for convience. In addition, some spelling is considerably changes in order to disguise profanity as well. Some translated words: ppl=people; 2=to,too; 4=for,fore; plz=please; b4=before; wer=where; ur=your,you're; dat=that; u=you; jus=just; chyt=shit; fukin=fucking; skewl=school; cum=come
A Joke: 3 Things i hate bout dumb ppl
1. i hate it wen ppl point at my watch, and ask "wut time iz it?" bitch, i kno wer mah watch iz wer's urs? do i point at my crotch wen i need to go to da toilet?
2. i hate it wen i go to movies and ppl yelled out "did u jus see dat?" no loser i just payed twelve dollars to stared at the fukin floor.
3. i also hate it wen, in da mornin waitin 4 the skewl bus 2 cum and someone cum by and ask "have the bus came yet?" naw moron, im just standin 4 fun.
by Ur Mom October 18, 2004
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Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well
HOLY ba Jeebus!!!
by ur mom September 24, 2003
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diertbag

a girl that things shes so cool by having sex with her boyfriend everyday and gives herself an abortion by sticking a hanger up her pussy to pop the baby.
im sry but jessica kehm is a diertbag. cool dude.
by ur mom June 20, 2003
mugGet the diertbagmug.

speeding nigg fag

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.
that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!
by ur mom March 18, 2005
mugGet the speeding nigg fagmug.

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