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Batty Crease

a creasing of the anus after exessive boneing
by ur mom April 10, 2003
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loke

by ur mom May 13, 2005
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stag

Australian for a hard on, erection or whatever you want to call it
Oh man that porn gave me the biggest stag
by Ur MOM May 13, 2005
mugGet the stagmug.

abbreviated hacker language

This is the language that you see in many places online, and even out in public. For example, bathroom graffiti
The basic content of abbreviated "hacker" language is just like the first word says: abbreviated words, often made by taking out letters or altogether converting certain words into numbers. For example, "for" becomes "4". This written or typed form of communication is mostly used by teen adolescents, but not all of them are. The stereotype is destroyed as many young adults also use it, not because theyre stupid, but for two reasons: for hilarity/entertainment value, and for convience. In addition, some spelling is considerably changes in order to disguise profanity as well. Some translated words: ppl=people; 2=to,too; 4=for,fore; plz=please; b4=before; wer=where; ur=your,you're; dat=that; u=you; jus=just; chyt=shit; fukin=fucking; skewl=school; cum=come
A Joke: 3 Things i hate bout dumb ppl
1. i hate it wen ppl point at my watch, and ask "wut time iz it?" bitch, i kno wer mah watch iz wer's urs? do i point at my crotch wen i need to go to da toilet?
2. i hate it wen i go to movies and ppl yelled out "did u jus see dat?" no loser i just payed twelve dollars to stared at the fukin floor.
3. i also hate it wen, in da mornin waitin 4 the skewl bus 2 cum and someone cum by and ask "have the bus came yet?" naw moron, im just standin 4 fun.
by Ur Mom October 18, 2004
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jigga

Someone of asian decent that acts black or "ghetto"
"wazup ma asian Jigga!"
by UR MOM February 19, 2003
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bizatch

bitch, can be either friendly or rude.
1. Damn girl, you my bizatch. Lets chill lata.

2. I hate that heinus bizatch.
by ur mom February 10, 2003
mugGet the bizatchmug.

Gangsta Person

A word of a person who is named michelle
Michelle was a gangsta when u did drive by eggin
by UR mom August 24, 2004
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