sugar drunk

when you’re fucked-up & have major crackhead energy while sober. this state is fueled by your own stupidity & the presence of your friends, and enhanced by the consumption of sugar (especially soda)
I was so sugar drunk last night, I started grinding on my friend’s teddy bear.
by ur b1tch July 01, 2020
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titty twins

what you call two girls who have boobs that are the same size and shape
*sends pic of tits*
“Omg we’re titty twins. Mine are literally identical!”
by ur b1tch April 02, 2020
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crackhead hours

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
by ur b1tch October 25, 2019
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non-virginal

synonym for horny bc we don’t like the h word
I’m seeing him tomorrow and I’m feeling super non-virginal”
by ur b1tch May 27, 2020
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pink shorts

a nickname for the boy we all fall for at the beach... tan, toned abs, confident, & adventurous

he makes you dream about what you two could be, a perfect summer beach fling.. if you had the balls to approach him that is
Imagine watching this sunset with pink shorts 👀👌
by ur b1tch July 01, 2020
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jeff

an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods
Quotes from Jeff:

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

“I don’t know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher school”
*throws papers across the room for students*

“I’m an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,” says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson
by ur b1tch November 22, 2019
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