ur b1tch's definitions

grind

when you work your ass off to get shit done

Dini: Have you started working on college apps yet? The deadline is in four days.
Gabby: Not really, I haven’t started any of the essays yet.
Dini: Shit, you’ve gotta grind girl!

by ur b1tch October 28, 2019

sugar drunk

when you’re fucked-up & have major crackhead energy while sober. this state is fueled by your own stupidity & the presence of your friends, and enhanced by the consumption of sugar (especially soda)

I was so sugar drunk last night, I started grinding on my friend’s teddy bear.

by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

60s

it’s funny I just don’t remember what happened then...

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

jeff

an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods

Quotes from Jeff:

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

“I don’t know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher school”
*throws papers across the room for students*

“I’m an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,” says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

non-virginal

synonym for horny bc we don’t like the h word

“I’m seeing him tomorrow and I’m feeling super non-virginal”

by ur b1tch May 27, 2020

titty twins

what you call two girls who have boobs that are the same size and shape

*sends pic of tits*
“Omg we’re titty twins. Mine are literally identical!”

by ur b1tch April 1, 2020

pink shorts

a nickname for the boy we all fall for at the beach... tan, toned abs, confident, & adventurous

he makes you dream about what you two could be, a perfect summer beach fling.. if you had the balls to approach him that is

Imagine watching this sunset with pink shorts 👀👌

by ur b1tch July 1, 2020