uncle whippity's definitions

Captain Zip

Urban film-maker in London. Famous for his Super-8 films of 70s and 80s punks, and more recent works exploring the world of BDSM. Captain Zip still makes all his work in Super-8 cine film, although a number of his works have been transferred onto video for storage in the archives of the British Film Insitute.

The quiet guy with the cine camera is Captain Zip

by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

10-1

Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.

He said he'd wired up the amplifier properly, but it's all a bit 10-1 if you ask me.

by Uncle Whippity May 9, 2004

TBS

Stands for 'typical bloody SITA': the Head of Marketing in floods of tears after the CEO has slept through a presentation; backbiting colleagues; bewildering delays in payments; world hunger.

'Have the invoices been paid?'
'No.'
'TBS.'

'I know it's three months overdue, but it's TBS I'm afraid.'

by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004

strum

Something said when there's nothing else to say in a conversation. After guitarists strumming a tune when the singer stops.

Bill:
Tim:
Bill: strum
Tim:
Bill:
Tim:

by Uncle Whippity January 9, 2004

perve

Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.

It was good to go out with some fellow perves

by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003

Ramming the U-boat

'Ramming the U-boat' refers to the act of DP of a young lady with two gentleman's parts in the same nether orifice - whether that be Dv or DA. Once one gentleman's part has been inserted, the second gentleman can be said to be 'ramming the U-boat' as he introduces his equipment alongside the first gentleman's parts - a process which will necessitate two two penii contacting each other repeatedly. The adult actress Gauge can often be seen in her films as the hostess to such an action.

While the act of 'ramming the U-boat' does involve penis-to-penis contact between two men, it's widely accepted to be only gay if the balls touch.

In this film, everything happens: DP, A2M, ramming the U-boat....

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008