uncle phil's definitions

Edge computing

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.

If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.

by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018

dick loaf

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.

Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.

by uncle phil December 29, 2004

binbag

a dirrty-ass skank, similar to a binner

shazza: Hmm i need some new clothes, lets go to poundland
gazza: you shop at poundland? binbag.

by Uncle Phil May 3, 2004

ming ho

1) something thats just downright dirrty and disgusting
2) a dirrty minging ho

1) ewwwww thats rank, totally fuckin ming ho
2) you shagged *her*?!?! but shes a ming ho!!!

and so on and so forth...

by Uncle Phil July 19, 2003

Wah

exclamation to show ones delight at someone elses misfortune. useful when someone sips over, or has some other comedy accident.

"beth just fell on her arse in front of everyone - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by Uncle Phil July 19, 2003