uncle kurtie's definitions

limberger lumber

When a guy doesn't bathe, causing his cheese coated piss pipe to smell like a haunch of limberger!

Dude, you should tell your brother to bathe, I can smell his limberger lumber from here.

by Uncle Kurtie October 16, 2006

ALL PRO COCK HAMMER

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !

by Uncle Kurtie October 28, 2006

tarantuknuckle

Its when the labia of your woman covers the panocha completely, it looks like the exposed fangs of the Congo Bird spider ( tarantula ). Looks very inviting until she sinks the fangs in to fuck your life to pieces.

Man, she has the greatest lookin tarantuknuckle I've ever seen, I hope it eats my dong.

by uncle kurtie December 29, 2006

HEY MOE

It's when you sling the cock back and forth across your significant others' face in a kind of slapping motion 4-5 times, then you take the hardwood and poke them in either eye while yelling "hey moe". Then get the hell out of there!

Chuck: Hey David, are you keepin' yer ol' lady in line?
Dave: Well, she started to act up, so I whipped out the lumber and gave her the "hey moe" and that fixed the problem!

by Uncle Kurtie April 12, 2007

ddt

A broad who is best described as a " Dirty, Dirty Tramp". She will hop on anything remotely phallic in shape, and generally is so eager that she has spooge stains on her t-shirt.

Man, that 'ho is such a ddt, looks like I'm gonna be the fourth one tonite!

by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006

heinous bush pig

A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.

Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!

by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006

schmecho

It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.

Dude, you shoulda heard the schmecho tonite while I was bustin it with your sister in the can!

by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006