umpirestrikesback's definitions

Five for

In cricket where a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. He is described as taking five (wickets) for (the number of runs he concedes)

Player: I took a five for this weekend

by umpirestrikesback April 16, 2005

AA

A place where people drink under assumed names

Man: My name is Les, Les Bian
AA group leader:Welcome Les, whats your tipple?

by umpirestrikesback July 26, 2006

dyslexic

If you can spell it, your not

Doctor: Please spell Dyslexic
Man: Huh?
Doctor: That'll be a yes then...

by umpirestrikesback March 31, 2005

sticky wicket

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

Buffet Bowling

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.

Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."

by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005

Ferret

In cricket, a batsman low dowm the batting order. So named because he goes in after the rabbits.

Commentator: "Courtney Walsh strolling to the crease now, a ferret if I ever saw one, sure to get another duck."

by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005