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Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation
Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion
by umpirestrikesback June 25, 2005
mugGet the Shag Promotionmug.

Buffet Bowling

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.
Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."
by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005
mugGet the Buffet Bowlingmug.

GM

Gunn and Moore, an English Cricket Bat manufacturing company, producing quality international standard bats
Man 1: You getting a new bat?
Man 2: Yeah, either a GM Purist or a Maxi
Man 1: Good bats
by umpirestrikesback December 28, 2005
mugGet the GMmug.

Pope mobile

Like the Batmobile, but adhearing to the speed limits
Bless this drive by, and I will take fries with that
by umpirestrikesback July 2, 2005
mugGet the Pope mobilemug.

dyslexic

If you can spell it, your not
Doctor: Please spell Dyslexic
Man: Huh?
Doctor: That'll be a yes then...
by umpirestrikesback March 31, 2005
mugGet the dyslexicmug.

AA

A place where people drink under assumed names
Man: My name is Les, Les Bian
AA group leader:Welcome Les, whats your tipple?
by umpirestrikesback July 26, 2006
mugGet the AAmug.

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