Taiqueesha: shiiit, dave i dont wanna fuck you sober again. you never last.
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky
by umbels March 22, 2009
Get the danky spanky mug.In the course of a great BJ, the male applies a small trace of sri racha (or other spice) on his dick while she sucks... and then blows a spicy shotgun.
Jesse: So how drunk was this bitch?
Joe: Well... lets just say she had no idea about my upcoming spicy shotgun!!
Jesse: OMFG!
Joe: Well... lets just say she had no idea about my upcoming spicy shotgun!!
Jesse: OMFG!
by umbels March 04, 2009
Get the Spicy Shotgun mug.The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.
ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.
by umbels September 19, 2010
Get the Blummer mug.Yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. Most Lobe Jobs are performed on very scene bitches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just "emo" to "br00tal"
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
Jordan: dude... you know chelsea grin?
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
by umbels February 08, 2010
Get the Lobe Job mug.A most prosaic way of describing the hellishly painful burn when you eat enough Sri Racha that would even have 40 experienced thais holding their bellies all night.
I fell into a burning Sring of Fire.
I sat down, down, down and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns. The Sring of Fire.
The Sring of Fire.
I sat down, down, down and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns. The Sring of Fire.
The Sring of Fire.
by umbels March 27, 2011
Get the The Sring of Fire mug.devin: yeah i fucked her for a whole hour and i didnt even cum.
ali b: dont lie you baby butt bitch. eat my butt.
ali b: dont lie you baby butt bitch. eat my butt.
by umbels November 17, 2009
Get the baby butt bitch mug.Me: dude... guess what i caught last night?
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.
by umbels February 04, 2010
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