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toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010
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Obnox

adj.

1. Shortened root of its whole form, 'obnoxious', meaning very annoying or objectionable; offensive or odious:
The girl with that ugly skirt and big mouth is totally obnox. I might have to kick her teeth in if she ever talks to me.
by ukilledthecat April 17, 2006
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Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters
Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!
by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020
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Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.
Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.
by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007
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trapel

A combination of “trap” and “chapel”, it is a church or house of worship (often depicted in movies about cults) where vulnerable individuals seeking help are trapped into organized religion only for the benefit of the priest/cult leader.

also see: religion
The church, like any other trapel, sucked you in with promises of the everlasting, only to suck you dry, bonding you to the cult forever.
by ukilledthecat January 17, 2022
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Fooding

An term used often as Internet slang or in use as an 'Away Message' that reveals the act of someone away from their computer, the act of which is the process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Also see Fooding.
John: "Hey, what's goin' on?"
AutoReply Jake: "Fooding."
by ukilledthecat July 31, 2005
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shilling shitter

n.

1. Describes an individual who is a spendthrift, yet stingy where it counts.
1. "Did you see that dickhead? $50 bill and he didn't even leave a tip, the cocksucking shilling shitter!"
by ukilledthecat July 28, 2007
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