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detech

v. To refuge from electronic and digital technology. To "get away from it all", "disconnect from the world", unplug, escape from the ever-presence of our technologically developing world. Could refer to personal communication and entertainment devices, home automation, even shielding from radio and microwave transmission.
Sally- "I'm so stressed from my boss hounding my Blackberry during a holiday."

Sue- "Sounds like you need to take a mental health day and detech for a bit. You could stand to read a good book or take a hike."

Sally- "That sounds great!"
by ukilledthecat January 18, 2011
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Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters
Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!
by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020
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Fooding

An term used often as Internet slang or in use as an 'Away Message' that reveals the act of someone away from their computer, the act of which is the process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Also see Fooding.
John: "Hey, what's goin' on?"
AutoReply Jake: "Fooding."
by ukilledthecat July 31, 2005
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shilling shitter

n.

1. Describes an individual who is a spendthrift, yet stingy where it counts.
1. "Did you see that dickhead? $50 bill and he didn't even leave a tip, the cocksucking shilling shitter!"
by ukilledthecat July 28, 2007
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trapel

A combination of “trap” and “chapel”, it is a church or house of worship (often depicted in movies about cults) where vulnerable individuals seeking help are trapped into organized religion only for the benefit of the priest/cult leader.

also see: religion
The church, like any other trapel, sucked you in with promises of the everlasting, only to suck you dry, bonding you to the cult forever.
by ukilledthecat January 17, 2022
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toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010
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vagiloo

n.

1. A female who is loose in moral and sloppy in her conduct.

2. An insult- pussy, or the androgenous wimp.
1. "I hate Vagiloo! She's such a tease and sloppy taint."

2. "Just do it, you fuckin' vagiloo!"
by ukilledthecat July 28, 2007
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