Potato

It iz food

oh look a potato nom nom nom

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

e is a letter in the alphabet

It is. Don't try to deny it.

e is a letter in the alphabet

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 16, 2021

I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

Star Wars sequels

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.

Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 08, 2020

Eight

if you had searched "Eleven" you would see a character from the show Stranger Things. This is also a character from Stranger Things. She was raised in Hawkins lab alongside eleven but escaped sometime before eleven. Like other test subjects, (yes there are others, I will touch on that soon.) she has her own unique power, which is making people see what she wants them to see. She appeared in a filler episode in season 2 where she tries to recruit Eleven into her criminal gang that hunts down Hawkins lab employees. I guess many people with psychic powers go through a weird phase when they are young where they are addicted to a specific brand because, in the book suspicious minds, young Kali (shoot I should have mentioned that was Eight's name) likes hostess cupcakes. Other test subjects include 3: Ricky, can control people by talking; 6: Francine, can see near future; 9: Jamie, can start fires; and 10: Marcie, no powers so far just Jamie's twin. There's also the Mk ultra test subjects: Ken, Gloria, Alice; who could see the far future, and Terry; Eleven's mom. Only 8 and Terry have appeared in The Tv series, the rest are from books. Eventually, Dr. Brenner relocated any remaining test subjects so that he could focus on Eleven, who had the most potential.

Guy 1: oh no, Godzilla
Guy 2: I don't see Godzilla
Guy 3: Eights probably using her powers on you

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 14, 2021

Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

Demogorgan

A humanoid predator from the uʍop ǝpᴉsdn who can sense blood and in rare cases, specifically the Demogorgon in season 1 of stranger things, have powers such as telekinesis and can open small temporary portals between dimensions. the Demogorgon starts its life as a small, innocent-looking slug, but it soon grows, gaining 4 legs, a flower-like mouth, a bigger body, and then finally, standing upright. During the second to last stage, they are called "Demodogs" due to their pack-like behavior during this stage. The Demogorgon's biggest weakness is heat, due to it being under the control of the dust-based superorganism known as the Mindflayer.

Oh no, the Demogorgan took Barb

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 09, 2021