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by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021

Sunglasses at night

good music from the 80's

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 6, 2021

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

Iceologer

Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.

F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 10, 2020

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

The Truman show

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.

In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ (Ɛ

ɹǝʎɐlɟ puᴉɯ

ǝɥʇ ɹo uoƃɹoƃoɯǝp ǝɥʇ sɐ ɥɔns sɹǝʇsuoɯ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝllᴉɟ puɐ 'ʞɹɐp 'ploɔ ʇnq sɹno ǝʞᴉl sʞool ʇɐɥʇ uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp lǝllɐɹɐԀ ∀ (ᄅ

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¡¡¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɥʇ uᴉ pǝddɐɹʇ ɯ,I dlǝɥ ʎpoqǝɯoS

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 9, 2021