udontknowmeidontknowu's definitions

scientology

When science fiction fandom goes too far.

Scientology sounds like a great sci-fi book, but I don't think I'll read it. The fanbase be kinda extreme.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

Avatar

A word where the top google result is disappointingly about the tall smurfs from mars and not the glowing elemental child who saves the world.

Get your priorities straight google! Avatar is better than Avatar so it should be first, even if it has 4 extra words.

by udontknowmeidontknowu June 17, 2021

The Truman show

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.

In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

Noted

One of the first few memes of 2021. Its lifetime overlapped with the guy looking back gif and the anime guy realizing something horrible gif from the end of 2020. This meme is a Madagascar penguin taking notes in his notebook.

this meme is probably outdated by the time you are reading this.
Noted.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 11, 2021

80's kid

Children who grew up in the 1980s. Born 1969-1982, given that children start remembering around the age of 7 although a majority would be born in the mid 70s.

I wish I was an 80's kid.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 29, 2021

siht

This backwards.

.sdrawkcab sihT

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021