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Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo

Rickrolling people with Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up is a thing of the past. The future is now old man, Introducing Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo, aka Rick Astley's Together forever.

Me: Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
You: Dang, I've been Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo'ed

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

e is a letter in the alphabet

It is. Don't try to deny it.

e is a letter in the alphabet

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 16, 2021

Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

controversial topic

insert aggressive opinion rant here

guy 1: controversial topic
guy 2: sketchy argument
guy 1: makes guy 2 look like a fool

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 22, 2021

80's kid

Children who grew up in the 1980s. Born 1969-1982, given that children start remembering around the age of 7 although a majority would be born in the mid 70s.

I wish I was an 80's kid.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 29, 2021

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021