Avatar

A word where the top google result is disappointingly about the tall smurfs from mars and not the glowing elemental child who saves the world.

Get your priorities straight google! Avatar is better than Avatar so it should be first, even if it has 4 extra words.

by udontknowmeidontknowu June 17, 2021

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 05, 2021

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 05, 2021

Noted

One of the first few memes of 2021. Its lifetime overlapped with the guy looking back gif and the anime guy realizing something horrible gif from the end of 2020. This meme is a Madagascar penguin taking notes in his notebook.

this meme is probably outdated by the time you are reading this.
Noted.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 11, 2021

80's kid

Children who grew up in the 1980s. Born 1969-1982, given that children start remembering around the age of 7 although a majority would be born in the mid 70s.

I wish I was an 80's kid.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 29, 2021

Iceologer

Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.

F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 10, 2020

The way

The way all things must be. If you are imposter, you kill crewmates. If you are Mandalorian, you don't take off helmet. If you are Star Wars fan, you say "this is the way". If you are manager, you defend world from Karen. If you are Anakin, you hate sand and children. If you don't see your definition when you search it up, you write it again. Any violation of the way will result in being kicked out of the universe.

Bob: "Why do you always say this is the way?"
Dob: "This is the way"
Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu October 26, 2020