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April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

Ur banned

Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

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Wow, this definition sucks!

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 30, 2020

https:/www.urbandictionary.com/

when you're bored, but you've already been bored and searched all the other random things, so you just copy and paste the site link.

I removed a slash from https:/www.urbandictionary.com/ so I could make this definition

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 5, 2021

scientology

When science fiction fandom goes too far.

Scientology sounds like a great sci-fi book, but I don't think I'll read it. The fanbase be kinda extreme.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

siht

This backwards.

.sdrawkcab sihT

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021

Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo

Rickrolling people with Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up is a thing of the past. The future is now old man, Introducing Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo, aka Rick Astley's Together forever.

Me: Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
You: Dang, I've been Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo'ed

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

Inside joke

Illegal. Do not make one into an Urban dictionary definition. They are Jokes that only your friends know.

Me: Ima make a definition only my friends will get.

B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.

Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021