Definitions by udontknowmeidontknowu

You 

I don't know them, and they don't know me.

I don't know you, you don't know me... or do you?

Haha username go brrrr

You by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

Joke 

The word people type into the search bar when they want to see "You" as a definition.

You knew the top definition for joke would be "You", didn't you?

Joke by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

Melomaniac 

An evil villain that throws watermelons at people. He is secretly plotting to throw an astroid-sized melon at the world and wipe out 90% of all human life.

The melomaniac sounds like a Batman villain, but he isn't I guess.

Melomaniac by udontknowmeidontknowu March 4, 2021

Dweeb 

Like the two virtually synonymous words, Nerd and Geek, this word is used to describe a person with a higher intelligence who enjoys the sci-fi and fantasy genres. Unlike those words, dweeb appears to have a negative connotation, stemming from the word dick-weed. Although the definitions of Nerd and Geek tend to point at each other as being undesirable, this mostly stems from personal preference, and only a few people, such as LeoParade from 2009, fit under the said definition and prefer to be called a dweeb.

You're a dweeb!
Noooooooo! I'm a nerd.

Dweeb by udontknowmeidontknowu February 26, 2021

Young McDonald

Attention citizen, you have stumbled upon forbidden knowledge. Only government officials with area 51 clearance passes are allowed to know the existence of Young McDonald, Cardi A, Pre-Malone, Kanye-East, Kanye-North, Kanye-South, Kanye-Weast, and other mysterious entities. By the time you exit this page, all memories of thee forbidden figures will be erased.

There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

Young McDonald by udontknowmeidontknowu February 12, 2021

Red 

When your orange looks really weird.

Guy: Why is my orange this weird color, I guess it should be called a red.
Other Guy: You Idiot, that's an apple.

Red by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021

siht 

This backwards.

.sdrawkcab sihT

siht by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021