udontknowmeidontknowu's definitions

Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

Demogorgan

A humanoid predator from the uʍop ǝpᴉsdn who can sense blood and in rare cases, specifically the Demogorgon in season 1 of stranger things, have powers such as telekinesis and can open small temporary portals between dimensions. the Demogorgon starts its life as a small, innocent-looking slug, but it soon grows, gaining 4 legs, a flower-like mouth, a bigger body, and then finally, standing upright. During the second to last stage, they are called "Demodogs" due to their pack-like behavior during this stage. The Demogorgon's biggest weakness is heat, due to it being under the control of the dust-based superorganism known as the Mindflayer.

Oh no, the Demogorgan took Barb

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 9, 2021

Star Wars sequels

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.

Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 8, 2020

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

siht

This backwards.

.sdrawkcab sihT

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021

Amogus

A game where little A-shaped guys mug people, hence the name "Amogus".

A letter A mugged us in Amogus.
That's sus.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021

Ur banned

Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

"Ur banned

Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

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Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

"Ur banned

Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

U... R... B...

Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

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Something that will randomly pop up when you try to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary. Alright, I've defined the word.

U... R... B...

Ur banned? Not what I was searching for but I'm bored so I guess I'll click on It anyway.

"Ur banned...

Wow, this definition sucks!

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 30, 2020