uclafalcon's definitions

tsuris

A Yiddish phrase for worries, stress, or hassle.

Oy, Zelda, I don't want to be a kvetch, but I've got tsuris up to here.

by uclafalcon May 3, 2006

jeepicopter

A combination jeep and helicopter.

Can also be a metaphor for something that is totally awesome but highly unlikely.

Yeah, but what if Dale Earnhardt drove a Jeepicopter? He'd totally win.

by uclafalcon February 28, 2007

run away

Tactic employed by King Arthur and his knights of the round table in their quest for the wordHoly Grail/word.

Run away! Run away!

by uclafalcon August 4, 2003

tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

Now watch this drive

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush

by uclafalcon June 19, 2004

all your base

From the video game "Zero Wing," a poorly-translated Japanese line that was used in numerous newsgroup postings and e-mail discussions during most of 2001-2002.

How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

by uclafalcon March 18, 2003

qizzle

A question, in the "izzle" vernacular.

"To bizzle or not to bizzle. That is the qizzle."

by uclafalcon September 19, 2004