Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 03, 2020

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 21, 2020

Raging bull

When you’re fucking a girl from behind, you lean in whisper another girl’s name in her ear. While she’s raging, hold her hips and see how long you can continue fucking.

Tried the raging bull with Tina last night... lasted a whole 7 minutes.

by uandus March 06, 2020

THE finger swipe

When a chick utilizing the index and middle finger to swab to cooch for any rancid odors prior to cunnilingus just to ensure she all good.

Shit...Jamal about to go down on me.. better Do THE finger swipe and make sho I’m all good.

by uandus February 14, 2020

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 02, 2020

Hot pepper clamp

When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.

Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.

by uandus January 30, 2020