tyler durden's definitions

project mayhem

1)A secret operation carried out by the Fight Club, led by Tyler Durden, to topple the corporate american system. Project Mayhem is an ongoing struggle against the power hungry rich bastards who don't give a fuck about the white coller working class american people.

2) A unique and better way of looking at life

1) blow up credit card buildings, reset the debt to zero

2a) In Tyler we trusted....
2b) On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

by Tyler Durden May 18, 2003

Scullywagmonster

Vicious, dog eatting villian of the West Coast.

This Scullywagmonster just ate my Bruno.

by Tyler Durden September 16, 2003

jealous

In which you want something, that you can never have. you corrupt reputations and lives because of it, but in the end you never get what you want, so don't even bother.

Emily is jealous because all of her friends are in relationships. She wishe's she could be in one too. But it's never going to happen, so in return she get's mad at her friends, because she doesn't have a lify

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2005

Entitilize

To astound or to interest greatly. Originally used in HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David.

I don't know what I'm seeing, but I'm somehow strangely entitilized.

by Tyler Durden May 13, 2005

Exodus

The name of an expansion for the card game Magic: The Gathering released on June 8, 1998. It was the 3rd expansion in the Tempest block (Tempest, Stronghold, Exodus).

Forbid, Mind Over Matter, Oath of Druids, Carnophage, Recurring Nightmare, Price of Progress, Survival of the Fittest, Null Brooch

by Tyler Durden June 6, 2003

SomeAmishGuy

The very definition of sexy.

Whoa damn! You look like a regular SomeAmishGuy!

by Tyler Durden May 23, 2003

Good

Absolute greatness. Used to describe the achievment of pure perfection. The state of being truly unbelievable

Look at that hat, i mean that thing is good!

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005