meaning of life

The meaning of life is 43, not 42, damnit! That is the meaning of life, do not question it.

"Tyler."
"What?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
"43."
"Why 43?"
"Because it is, damnit! Do not question it."

by Tyler Durden March 12, 2005

camslut

A self-hating whore too pissed at the world around them to make true physical contact who instead jerks it on his or her brand new webcam.

I am a genuine camslut. see_colon_slash over on Yahoo.

by Tyler Durden January 20, 2004

SomeAmishGuy

The very definition of sexy.

Whoa damn! You look like a regular SomeAmishGuy!

by Tyler Durden May 23, 2003

all over it

Affirmation of a task being readily finished, or a job that for certain will be completed

Man: "Bitch! Where's my samitch at?"
Bitch: "Hold up! I'm all over it!"

by Tyler Durden July 30, 2003

penis clown

Clowns that like to touch penis

*Guy dressed up as a clown enters the day care*
"Come sonny...ILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS"

by Tyler Durden April 07, 2005

PIT

Birth Place of all that is horst. It is the head vampire of all horstness.. if the PIT is destroyed, as well horstness.... especially Garret Olsen

Hey do you wana go get some food from the PIT???

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 22, 2004