turd ferguson's definitions

strudel

1. sharting
2. when you crisp and chaurpe comes out

That crisp was so nasty that I think I strudeled. Yeah... yeah... it's definitely wet and heavy.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

shit-lett

a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.

I hate getting shit-letts

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

Color Theory

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.

Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

gutter whore

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

by Turd Ferguson November 15, 2004

karbo

an action, or person, who beyond idiotic.

wow, he must be a karbo.

by Turd Ferguson January 25, 2005

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004