The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.
"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"
by ts-pmo May 11, 2025
Get the bonnie blued mug.When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.
"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontoonmaxxing mug.Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the slurce juice mug.The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.
"Mart, I finally got the PS5, I'm feeling stroyed right now!"
"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."
"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"
"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."
"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the stroyed mug.When something feels like the consistency of decomposing flesh - typically within a few weeks of the body passing.
"Dude come here, I just found a fresh munt! Its skin has the perfect amount of bungence!"
"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."
"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the Bungent mug.The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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