ts-pmo's definitions

lucting

The act of harvesting dulk (milk) from a corpse, typically human, and typically a few weeks old.

Intended to go hand-in-hand with munting.

"Fake news doesn't want you to know, luctmaxxing is the new meta"

"Yo come to my place, we can go lucting at the graveyard!"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

glorbing

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

bonnie blued

The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.

"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"

by ts-pmo May 11, 2025

stroyed

The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.

"Mart, I finally got the PS5, I'm feeling stroyed right now!"

"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."

"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

slurce juice

Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.

"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

dulk

The expired milk from a corpse, typically human

"Pull up cuh, I got some dulk from the graveyard earlier, it's still ripe!"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

pontooned

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024