fucktardian

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

by troyklapperich February 02, 2017

Powerade

A popular sports drink that is rumored to be tainted with toilet water.

I can't believe you drink powerade, don't you know that there's someone's pee in that!

by troyklapperich February 07, 2017

billyding

to crash or wipe out on a skateboard, surfboard, roller skates, roller blades, or a bicycle

Troy was riding a smooth wave, but he caught some coral and totally billydinged his board

by troyklapperich February 02, 2017

wamba

really wanting to have something

jealously of something that someone else has

Did you see that girl's nails?
I so wamba!

by troyklapperich February 01, 2017

postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

by troyklapperich February 01, 2017

facebicker

to argue about something on facebook

I just wanted to check my facebook notifications, but somehow I started to facebicker with someone and I've been online for an hour now.

by troyklapperich February 01, 2017

mudskipper

when you are having a bowel movement and you cough so hard that the feces shoots out so fast that splashes and gets all over you

I heard you coughing up a storm in the bathroom, sounds like you must have dropped a mudskipper

by troyklapperich February 07, 2017