Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
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Wizz Quiz

Test from urination to find drugs
Man-Hey dude did you get that job ?

Man2-No

Man- why not?

Man2-I flunked the wizz quiz
by troubledemon March 11, 2010
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Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.
Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
by troubledemon February 22, 2010
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frick in fries

just how it sounds
Man-Where are those fricking fries

Man2-You know there is no frick in fries
by troubledemon March 24, 2010
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Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)
Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .
by troubledemon March 25, 2009
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author troubledemon

When a person wants people to see and give thumbs up on all his funny stuff on urbandictionary he types in his name so as to get other to look!!
hey did you see all the fucking funny stuff that author troubledemon has made up on urbandictionary?
by troubledemon April 01, 2009
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Crap Sack

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will
by troubledemon March 08, 2010
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