Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
by troubledemon March 11, 2010
Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.
Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
by troubledemon February 22, 2010
by troubledemon March 24, 2010
Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.
(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )
(1 week or more full blown acoholic)
(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )
(1 week or more full blown acoholic)
by troubledemon March 25, 2009
When a person wants people to see and give thumbs up on all his funny stuff on urbandictionary he types in his name so as to get other to look!!
hey did you see all the fucking funny stuff that author troubledemon has made up on urbandictionary?
by troubledemon April 01, 2009
AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off
Man2 says-Why
Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,
Man2-I would Kick his Ass
Man1-Next time I will
Man2 says-Why
Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,
Man2-I would Kick his Ass
Man1-Next time I will
by troubledemon March 08, 2010