Man -My computer is so fucked up I don't know what the hell is wrong with it.
Man2-Bring it over and I will Scrub The PC for you.
Man- But its not dirty.
Man2- Just bring it over!
Man2-Bring it over and I will Scrub The PC for you.
Man- But its not dirty.
Man2- Just bring it over!
by troubledemon August 16, 2010
Get the Scrub The PC mug.When one is talking to a child whom was born in the late 80s or 90s .Because of their age they dont know what a record or skipping record was? 45 speed or 33 album so you have to use common sense so that they understand your old ass !
Son-Hey dad make sure you wash your hands cause you just went outside and had a cigarette and it smells.
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
by troubledemon September 05, 2009
Get the Skipping Disc mug.A garage that is really decked out with some of the best things that money can buy! Fantsy tool boxes crown molding nice car nice bar fridge .Just a cool place to hang out!
Jim -What is going on steve?
Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .
Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .
Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .
Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .
by troubledemon September 06, 2009
Get the Garaj Mahal mug.When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .
Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
by troubledemon May 27, 2010
Get the Glazed Doughnuts mug.When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .
Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
by troubledemon March 01, 2010
Get the Wrg Sext # mug.Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
Get the Speed Washing mug.1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .
by troubledemon August 01, 2009
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